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7/6/2025, 3:35:35 AM
6/20/2025, 8:47:28 AM
>ayyo dis nigga thinks The Phantom Menace isn't based lmfaooooo someone get ya mans
6/18/2025, 6:20:57 PM
>>507867462
>Flunk out of HS (or "pass" with inflated grades because the US school system is a joke)
>"Man imma sign up and get a down payment on a hellcat n shit."
>Do some push-ups, run around, and climb a rope
>Get stationed on the opposite side of the world doing fuck-all while your girlfriend/wife gets a train run on her by every hard cock in a 10 mile radius
>MAYBE get to spray off a few rounds at distant dunecoons while people slightly smarter than you press buttons to deploy tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer munitions onto people who can't read or write
>Your greatest threat is an old soviet artillery shell wired up to a nokia phone or a street urchin in sandals with an RPG
>More likely you sit on a base doing menial tasks in between eating like shit and playing Xbox.
>Come home, claim perma disability because "boohoo nigga" and become a permanent welfare queen
>Obese evangelicals salute you in public and thank you for your service while you're perpetually conked out on pain pills
>Inevitably become a cop because you crave the thrill of lording over taxpayers and seeking rent for the government
>"At least I'm not a civilian!!"
>Flunk out of HS (or "pass" with inflated grades because the US school system is a joke)
>"Man imma sign up and get a down payment on a hellcat n shit."
>Do some push-ups, run around, and climb a rope
>Get stationed on the opposite side of the world doing fuck-all while your girlfriend/wife gets a train run on her by every hard cock in a 10 mile radius
>MAYBE get to spray off a few rounds at distant dunecoons while people slightly smarter than you press buttons to deploy tens of millions of dollars in taxpayer munitions onto people who can't read or write
>Your greatest threat is an old soviet artillery shell wired up to a nokia phone or a street urchin in sandals with an RPG
>More likely you sit on a base doing menial tasks in between eating like shit and playing Xbox.
>Come home, claim perma disability because "boohoo nigga" and become a permanent welfare queen
>Obese evangelicals salute you in public and thank you for your service while you're perpetually conked out on pain pills
>Inevitably become a cop because you crave the thrill of lording over taxpayers and seeking rent for the government
>"At least I'm not a civilian!!"
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