>last night of con
>party in a big suite
>"they're trying to get kicked out since it's the last night"
>show up
>booming salsa music in the hallway
>knock and a guy suspiciously lets me in as if it's supposed to be a secret gathering
>ear ringing my loud salsa music
>people fucking on every surface of the suite
>bed, couch, bathroom counter, kitchen table, literally just the floor, in the closet
>probably 10 people fucking and 30-40 more partying
>I've been in here for like 2 minutes, about to get a drink
>music cuts and everyone is getting out in a rush, people running out with cum still leaking from them
>too high to be in a rush, saunter out
>fifteen hotel security giving disapproving looks
>leave and have a laugh
>on the way back to my room, introduce myself and start chatting with some randoms
>They're all ERP friends on WoW
>bum some booze off of them
>follow them back to their room and hang out and talk for a couple hours, watch YouTube on the TV
>bum more booze
>I leave and they go to bed
>go to another party that gets shut down after 20 minutes
>go back to room
>crawl into bed and shiver/shake violently in miserable pain after running around and racing for 16 hours with almost no sleep or food

I've never been to a con where I wasn't in physical agony for a large portion of my time there, but they're always so fun