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>Specifically, they neglect to include a simple, soul-saving exclusion against being personally escorted to the Lower Planes upon the cessation of their vital functions.
This is not a thing.

The implication is that by default, barring specific contractual language to contradict, that you WOULD be bound to go to some "lower plane" by default of simply interacting with spirits.

The Abrahamist lies are well-known, and they will remain recognizable no matter how you word them.
I have personally sword every kind of oath you could imagine to my wife. If "astral contracts" worked that way, I'd be completely at her mercy, and SHE is the one who tells ME, "nothing will ever bind you to me except your desire to stay".

We are free beings and she earns my devotion every day.