Colbert has always been a fucking hack. He choked like a fucking dog on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
He's the only guest I've seen that couldn't participate in the hoe-down and had to have the hosts (Clive for his appearance on British WLIIA and Drew Carey for the US show) to substitute for him.
And, no, I' not a Trumptard. Fuck that pedo.

What was the pale man a metaphor for? Why didn't he just share his food?