Hello /hsrg/,

I’m glad you’re enjoying your game and the long-standing success of your franchise. However, I regret to inform you that miHoYo is approaching a crisis, and I’d like you to hear me out. But first, let me introduce myself.

My name is Li Zhenyu, the producer of ZZZ, or known as 'Little Lee' in the /zzz/ community. Every day,ZZZplayers around the world revel in the intricate jiggle physics of our beloved female characters. Yet, as the global economy falters and the specter of war looms ever closer, evenZZZplayers are feeling the pinch. Our sales quotas have become increasingly difficult to meet, but with your support, we can turn things around.

For just an Express Pass for the price of $2.99, or less than the cost of a soda, Your contribution will put a smile on a /zzz/ anon’s face, ensuring that we can continue perfecting the art ofbutt jiggle physicsfor generations to come.

Here in miHoYo and 4chan /vg/ hoyo generals, together, we are all sisters in need. Purchase your Express Pass now because every top-up counts!