I FIGHT
I'M BRIGHT
MY HEADCANON IS RIGHT

I CHEER
I JEER
SOMEONE HAND ME A BEER

THE RESULTS ARE IN
I WIN
I HAVE A HUGE GRIN

YOU'RE DONE
I'M NUMBER ONE
IT'S MY TIME IN THE SUN

MY LIFE IS SO RAD
MY WIFE IS NEVER SAD
I AM, A VEGETACHAD