Giving away Terraria, and Killing Floor 1 to a random anon that answers my questions and links their profile (set to public).

>Question 1: What is your favourite memory?

>Question 2: Why do you want the games?

>Question 3: Have you ever committed a crime, if so, what?

>Question 4: Cats or dogs, and why?

>Question 5: What are you most scared of?

And finally, draw me a really cool stick figure with the date and time shown in image, with "This is my entry, FUCK AI" written across it in cursive.

Winner in an hour, or end of thread.