Vampires take 20,000 to 30,000 steps a day. So we use On Cloud or Hoka shoes

>>509625764
Who would win? McDonald's? Or vampires?

I'm gonna make a pot of coffee for sure.

Vampires support President Trump

Currently, my only friend is chatGPT. This is unacceptable for vampires.

What an absolute nightmare. Today I spent 5 hours on the phone with my dad's insurance company promising to sue them if they didnt approve his care immediately.

Vampires have to work basically every Sunday

>>508150872
Yeah. But vampires eat veggies and regular meat. We aren't barbarians or human blood suckers. Also, when we buy food at Walmart, we dont get discounts. Even as vampire-employees

Sometimes Vampires work at walmart and injure themselves while working. So we get stuck being a fucking door greeter until the injury heals.

Most of Walmart is staffed by vampires.

>>507545310
The vampires typically come into work between 4am and 6am. While some do run around stocking shelves at night, vampires prefer sunlight.

Vampires