>>509667409
>lifeguard shoots children

See, what we're looking for in a lifeguard here at the Greater Chicago Pool's Closed Homeowners Association is a bit different than other places on your resume.

>>508123762
>He wasn't perfect (no president is)
He was a blackmailed homosexual. Back then being a faggot we as bad as being a pedophile. He did what George HW Bush told him to.