Are there girls in Ukraine who look like Ellie? I am learning Ukrainian with the hopes of stumbling upon an Ellie bride in a disheveled village somewhere and purchasing her from her father.

>We're making a zombie game
Okay
>You play as a grizzled old man escorting the only known immune person to a lab where they plan to make the vaccine
Alright, sounds interesting
>The person you're escorting is a 14-year-old girl
Okay... go on
>We're making her an ethereally beautiful, lust-provoking, succubus nymphet designed exclusively as daughterwife jailbait
What were they thinking?