Standing side by side with your brothers and making a hopeless last stand against your enemies for the good of all mankind.

This is what every male fantasizes about.

This is no joke. Go see a metal show in any city. Even though they're only 40% white these days, the shows are always 99% white. And it's even weirder because metal shows are cheaper than any other sort of concert, you can see them for $15

Dunno why, but that's how it is.