So I basically ruined my junk because I was trying to have those "monster loads". For about 10 years I got really into the idea of hyperspermia. Like, I wanted those huge loads you see in weird porn gifs or on those shady forums where dudes claim they're filling up pint glasses.

So I started obsessively taking semen pills. Every morning, every afternoo didn’t miss a single dose. I had this rotation of like 12 different supplements. Pygeum, zinc, lecithin, maca, tongkat, whatever else some dude on Reddit said would “make you cum like a horse.” and I I’d spend hours at night edging. Just constantly getting as close as possible because again some dude bro told me it would “stretch out your seminal vesicles”.

Eventually it got to the point where I was edging all night and then the next day I’d just randomly leak out an entire load. Not even turned on or anything. Would just be so backed up that my body decided to just force the old cum out.. Embarrassing as fuck.

Then the pain started. First it was just a weird pressure in my pelvis. Then came this sharp, burning feeling when I’d sit too long. Cumming started to feel less like a release and more like passing a kidney stone. Went to a urologist, and was told I had prostatitis, inflamed seminal vesicles, pelvic tension, I basically fucked my hole shit up.

Oh but ya know what the cruelest irony is? It actually fucking worked. Isn't that great? I shoot massive loads now. Like 20ml or more on average. I would be so happy if it wasn't for the constant bit I don’t even enjoy it anymore. My prostate feels like it's constantly sore. The vesicles burn sometimes. There’s this dull ache just always sitting in the background, just a reminder that I had to be a gooning perv.

So yeah. Learn from my dumbass. Bigger loads sound cool until you're constantly in discomfort and everytime you piss it feels like your tubes are backed up and burning.