hey what's the best fish?

I am seriously good at masturbating, you guys could learn a lot from me.

I'll be live blogging my fap session in this thread

if space and time are the same thing then why can't I drive back to last week

I wish they'd make more Twilight movies

sometimes I kinda want to fuck Tilda Swinton

Science question, if the speed of light is the same for all observers but one observer starts travelling at relativistic velocity in a straight line towards a black hole at infinity then why is ur mom so fat and smelly?

I don't think I could eat more than about half a pound of dog earwax in one go. I mean I'd have to put the leftovers in the fridge for later.

hold asll my calls for a few hours, I'm doing anus things to ur mom u gay cunt

are you now or have you ever done anus things?

just give it your best shot, Padawan Fagballs, you ain't got the midichlorians to take me

Only way to feel the noise is when it's good and loud