After many years of attempts I have finally succeeded in eating a woman's poop. It was an Asian massage parlor woman, a particularly young and attractive one. She struggled for some time, eventually decided she could only go in the bathroom for some reason, snuck me into the restroom with her and then finally managed to release a fairly good size solid log into my mouth. I swallowed it very easily and did not find the taste offensive, it was like baking chocolate, or like a thick paste made of coffee grounds. The pleasure I experienced once I felt that log hit my tongue was incalculable. I am absolutely hooked and I am now going to be eating this woman's poop every week.