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7/15/2025, 7:36:00 PM
>All right, come out god, and grant me my wish!
>Too cool! Okay Arceus, this is gonna be a complicated one so listen up alright? First I want you to make Pokemon and human wombs alike, you know, my pets? Make them fertile. I need you to make their baby maker fully functional okay?
>You did it??! Awwww! Here we go then! I bet you’re wondering what that wish was all about huh? Well you’re gonna find out soon! For my second wish, I want you to teleport some of Regigigas’ kids' sperm inside Ash! Ya know, the juice that’s in your pokeballs, ehehhehehe? Get some of that in the kids’s tiny little wombs! Oh jeez this is so funny!
>Now the big finale! Almighty horse, for my last wish I want you to implant a memory in Regigigas head of Ash doing naughty things to his kids! Awww come on Arcee you know what I mean! He’s meeting them right now, so put in a memory of him you know… doing that thing Typhlosion makes me do when i forage the forests! Ehehhehehehe! Awww man this is too much! They’re all gonna be furious!
>Yep, those are my wishes, you can go away now Arceus!
>No way they can abort it either, not a baby made of Ash's blood mixed with reggies! Their bellies are gonna get soooo big and Oak is gonna be so confused! Just wait until the doctor tells him his little slave is pregnant at five! Oh man!
>And then when it’s born, it’s gonna have a suspiciously youthful appearance - and they’re gonna remember Ash babysitting little reggies months ago- and then big Reggie gonna tell em that Ash put his pokepepee inside himself!
>His mom is gonna be furious! Oh man, this is great! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done! I wonder how I can…
>Oh! I’ve got it! I’ll go to a cave and hope for a Zubat to break my head and wipe my memory of making these wishes! That way even I’ll get fooled! Awww man this is great! An excuse to fight Ash with a mon at full power, to the death!
>Too cool! Okay Arceus, this is gonna be a complicated one so listen up alright? First I want you to make Pokemon and human wombs alike, you know, my pets? Make them fertile. I need you to make their baby maker fully functional okay?
>You did it??! Awwww! Here we go then! I bet you’re wondering what that wish was all about huh? Well you’re gonna find out soon! For my second wish, I want you to teleport some of Regigigas’ kids' sperm inside Ash! Ya know, the juice that’s in your pokeballs, ehehhehehe? Get some of that in the kids’s tiny little wombs! Oh jeez this is so funny!
>Now the big finale! Almighty horse, for my last wish I want you to implant a memory in Regigigas head of Ash doing naughty things to his kids! Awww come on Arcee you know what I mean! He’s meeting them right now, so put in a memory of him you know… doing that thing Typhlosion makes me do when i forage the forests! Ehehhehehehe! Awww man this is too much! They’re all gonna be furious!
>Yep, those are my wishes, you can go away now Arceus!
>No way they can abort it either, not a baby made of Ash's blood mixed with reggies! Their bellies are gonna get soooo big and Oak is gonna be so confused! Just wait until the doctor tells him his little slave is pregnant at five! Oh man!
>And then when it’s born, it’s gonna have a suspiciously youthful appearance - and they’re gonna remember Ash babysitting little reggies months ago- and then big Reggie gonna tell em that Ash put his pokepepee inside himself!
>His mom is gonna be furious! Oh man, this is great! This is the funniest thing I’ve ever done! I wonder how I can…
>Oh! I’ve got it! I’ll go to a cave and hope for a Zubat to break my head and wipe my memory of making these wishes! That way even I’ll get fooled! Awww man this is great! An excuse to fight Ash with a mon at full power, to the death!
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