One must ponder whether this entire culture of woman-hating, this mantra of "no hymen, no diamond," is in fact a Jewish psyop. A subtle campaign, perhaps, designed to cultivate discord between men and women, to encourage bitterness, isolation, and a lifetime of solitude, while others quietly uphold the sanctity of family and continuity within their own circles.

Do you suppose children come into being by magic? Of course not. One must leave the confines of his quarters, step into the world, and learn once more to speak with women. They are not adversaries to be scorned, but companions to be honoured. That, my good man, is how one preserves his lineage. Your mother did her part. It now falls to you. Consider this your final opportunity to act with purpose

Why is it lads always kick off over how many people a woman’s slept with? Like, girls don’t even chat about that with each other, it’s not a thing. And most women couldn’t care less about a fella’s body count either. So what’s the obsession, lad? It’s like some of these blokes proper let it live rent-free in their heads, especially the bitter ones.

And as for this idea that “women’s rights are the problem,” give over. Look at the state of countries where women haven’t got rights, like Yemen, India, Iran. You don’t see them leadin’ the world, do ya? Most of the progress in the modern world’s come from places where women are free to work, think, and speak for themselves. Even a small place like Switzerland has done more in the last couple of decades than all them places put together.

And what’s with lads being so picky anyway? They cry about low birth rates but then want a girl who’s a virgin, under 16 (which is grim, by the way), never had a lad, no socials, doesn’t speak to fellas, and can cook and clean like she’s from the 1950s. Are you after a partner or hiring a cleaner?