Wouldn't it be funny if sparkle really was a maiden at heart
But the effects of the mask and the pressure to keep her image force her to be a slut and ride every dick available and invite more strangers to do it with her to extreme disgust or her actual self
Like, imagine how hilarious it is that when shes alone the mere reflection of herself is enough to make her throw up and feel the urge to kill herself?
Man, that elation right there!