Almost died taking a dump the other day
The end of it was hard and wider than my asshole, and totally dry
I started sweating, gasping, and took off all my clothes like it would do something
It took like 10 minutes because I felt like if I tried to push at all instead of letting it slide out normally my guts would burst
After that bit came out the rest was all normal, it was like I was pushing out a morningstar