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THIRD WARSHIP, AFTER INTERNATIONAL HUMILIATION, STARTS CONSTRUCTION

Putin's greatest ally North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un recently suffered a humiliation when his new 5,000-ton warship capsized upon first touching water.
The fleet is expected to grow nonetheless.
North Korea begins construction of destroyer number three.