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8/6/2025, 11:36:12 PM
Epoch. Epoch never launches.
In the year 597, my great-great grandfather, serving as discord mod, wondered when he’d get to go home to his wife and the son he’d never seen. He got his wish when the Admins ended the Second Great War by dropping vauge timeframes for new starter zones and release dates.
The World awaited the launch; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use meme energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of shitposting.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of retail. Domestic repair bots, fusion-powered roflcopters, portable auction houses. But then, in the year 612, chuds awoke from the Azeroth dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major gathering material. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 617. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son – because if my time in the discord taught me one thing: it’s that Epoch, Epoch never launches.
In the year 597, my great-great grandfather, serving as discord mod, wondered when he’d get to go home to his wife and the son he’d never seen. He got his wish when the Admins ended the Second Great War by dropping vauge timeframes for new starter zones and release dates.
The World awaited the launch; instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use meme energy not as a weapon, but as a nearly limitless source of shitposting.
People enjoyed luxuries once thought the realm of retail. Domestic repair bots, fusion-powered roflcopters, portable auction houses. But then, in the year 612, chuds awoke from the Azeroth dream.
Years of consumption lead to shortages of every major gathering material. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 617. We stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid. For myself, for my wife, for my infant son – because if my time in the discord taught me one thing: it’s that Epoch, Epoch never launches.
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