All your documentation appears to be in order, just one last thing before I can allow you into septimont, an internet posting history check. This will just take a moment.
*beeb beeb*
Ah, something tripped the detection. I'm sure it's nothing serious... oh. I see...
Ahem. This post here,
>UOOOOHHHHHHHH VERINA-CHAN PLS WATER MEEEEEEEEEE I'M SO THIRSTY VERINA-CHAN
Would you care to explain what you meant?