So apparently the Fleshmobs are a failed experiment made by the Illuminate, what they were tryin to do, I dunno but they have 6 thousand health and armour. Meaning every hit does full damage. The problem is they can spawn in groups and just charge you. Theyre easy enough to kill but they sure take a lot of hits before going down. Oh, and no. You cant shoot the heads to do more damage. In any other game, that would be a weak point to make them die faster but apparently they decided that made too much sense so grab yourself a Stalwart and hold down M1.
You might be thinking to yourself, "Is this really all you do? Just hold down M1 mindlessly until it dies?" Well, yes. Thats it. You can use CC like electricity, but gas makes it run round aimlessly and lightning only stuns it when its not charging! Yeah! The one time you would WANT to stun it, the game goes "fuck you" and you just have to deal with it. Like when you need to take a massive dump and theres no rest stop for another 5 miles and theres too many cars and no bushes to duck in. If only you can shoot out its tiny fucking legs! I shot that things legs until it was bone and it did absolutely fucking nothing. Even the normal voteless you can shoot off their legs and they crawl, hell even with the bugs you can shoot off the Alpha commanders legs to have it limp! But with Fleshmobs, you cant do it! Well it turns out you can blow off a part of them, and no, Im not talking about their heads. You can blow off a part of them. Theyre arms. Yeah, if you blow off each of them you effectively nullify it because it cant attack. BUT GOOD LUCK DOING THAT WHEN THERES FOUR OF THEM TRYING TO KILL YOU. So, no. The Stalwart isnt the best. Tell that thing to go fuck itself and grab yourself an airburst rocket launcher. What did I say before? Theyre a result of a failed experiment? The experiment to make the MOST ANNOYING ENEMY OF ALL TIME BECAUSE THAT REWARD GOES TO THE LEVIATHAN.