I'm an idiot, but I ended up with a lazy girl job despite being male. I get drunk and high while working from home. I can't even remember what I did by the end of my shift sometimes. This is literally the best kind of job a retarded sissy boy like me could ever hope to get. I don't think I could even fake my way through another application/interviewing process. I can't even pretend anymore.

This country is so unbelievably fucked, and when I eventually get automated out of a job, I'm just going to not work. American society fucking sucks, and is not worth the performative effort to participate in.