We all know how this ends. Al Ahly, also known as the Club of the Century, the Real Madrid of Africa and the Middle East, 12 times CAF Champions League Winner, 45 times Egyptian Premier League Winner, and Club of the Egyptian People (Al Ahly literally meaning Nacional). There's just no way we can't top this group, let alone lose to a club founded less than 10 years ago in a country with zero football culture. No amount of washed UEFAlona players could change the outcome of this match I'm afraid. We got this Al Ahly chads.