So I've been working at this fancy hotel for a while now, like REALLY fancy and this place receives people from everywhere and after a while I started noticing some patterns between /cunts/. Here are my thoughts based on my experience with guests

France
The French I've met are very formal and stiff. I wouldn't say rude, just extremely direct. They’re polite, follow rules and won't make small talk at all. They’re basically what I thought Germans would be like. They're very self-centered and complain a lot too but are not the argumentative type which is good.

Germany
I only met two and they were a couple. They were very fucking aristocratic. Not just rich, aristocratic. Like, the way they looked at people, the way they spoke, always had that assured superiority vibe. You could think they came from royal blood the way they behaved. But here’s the thing: they were down for some wild shit. Asked if they could see a favela and other places where poor people gather like it's a safari. I wouldn't doubt if they were swingers.

Italy
Italians are the ones that most resembled the stereotypes I had on my mind. Loud, expressive, always in huge family groups. Very good looking too both men and women. They also smell nice.

UK
These I thought they’d be more reserved, but the ones I had the pleasure to deal with were very warm and also surprisingly funny in a very dark way. Apparently they find dark humour hilarious. Really interested in authentic local culture too.

Spain
Sex tourists. I don't even judge them but that's the vibe I get. They come for sex tourism and are unashamed of it. They just want to have fun. Great tippers though.