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6/16/2025, 1:03:43 AM
>"""phantom assassin""" no one knows about!!!
>basically 9/11's a highway, yeets infinite grenades into the middle of traffic
>said assassin also fumbles constantly, hesitating to actually shoot a fucking gun or do anything potentially dangerous because reasons, including staring at axel for a full second as he just hangs off a ledge
>axel proceeds to drop like a hundred feet or something down onto another highway and just rolls off the back of a moving truck no big deal
>then turns around and """phantom assassin""" just appears out of thin air right next to him
>said phantom assassin proceeds to not shoot him, still, but instead fight... hand to hand and then double jumps like fucking yoshi and then throws more grenades or something idk
>axel proceeds to survive an extremely close range tanker explosion that had zero weight behind it
>fast forward through more nonsensical parkour that doesn't actually work and a few more grenades or something they end up on top of a metro car
>this dumbass assassin just lobs a grenade at a dude after not actually cooking it long enough to explode beside him, letting axel just kick it back up at him, implying if axel did nothing it would've just kept falling and done nothing to anyone anyway
>axel falls into the water, climbs onto a boat and mister phantom assassin is just miraculously there in the cab perfectly dry and the boat is empty
>then spergs out for zero reason over seeing a necklace after more hand to hand fighting(he still has guns, knives and probably more razor wire he refuses to use)
>chris shows up with a rifle, decides to wait until axel gets a spear to the gut before charging like a dumbass when she could've taken shots at range
>and all of this is still ignoring the dumb ass pakistan bullshit
this show is a fucking joke. the choreography is absolute ass and nothing actually makes any sense.
how the fuck did this garbage even get made.
>basically 9/11's a highway, yeets infinite grenades into the middle of traffic
>said assassin also fumbles constantly, hesitating to actually shoot a fucking gun or do anything potentially dangerous because reasons, including staring at axel for a full second as he just hangs off a ledge
>axel proceeds to drop like a hundred feet or something down onto another highway and just rolls off the back of a moving truck no big deal
>then turns around and """phantom assassin""" just appears out of thin air right next to him
>said phantom assassin proceeds to not shoot him, still, but instead fight... hand to hand and then double jumps like fucking yoshi and then throws more grenades or something idk
>axel proceeds to survive an extremely close range tanker explosion that had zero weight behind it
>fast forward through more nonsensical parkour that doesn't actually work and a few more grenades or something they end up on top of a metro car
>this dumbass assassin just lobs a grenade at a dude after not actually cooking it long enough to explode beside him, letting axel just kick it back up at him, implying if axel did nothing it would've just kept falling and done nothing to anyone anyway
>axel falls into the water, climbs onto a boat and mister phantom assassin is just miraculously there in the cab perfectly dry and the boat is empty
>then spergs out for zero reason over seeing a necklace after more hand to hand fighting(he still has guns, knives and probably more razor wire he refuses to use)
>chris shows up with a rifle, decides to wait until axel gets a spear to the gut before charging like a dumbass when she could've taken shots at range
>and all of this is still ignoring the dumb ass pakistan bullshit
this show is a fucking joke. the choreography is absolute ass and nothing actually makes any sense.
how the fuck did this garbage even get made.
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