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>>6278071
Suburbia has dried up and gone the way of all the old small towns. The wells have soured or dried up, the crop yields are less each year. And, the old timers have passed away and the young moved on. You are Orgasmo, protector of nothing but sand and soot. Your left hand man is Five Fingers Special, a former rookie Highway patrol man still armed with his service weapon and backed up by a flea ridden German Shepard known as Drag Ass. A few local and semi retarded hoods have stuck it out too scared to leave or too scared of you and Five Fingers to try. They've got a beat up pickup and three dirt bikes. Otherwise, they're armed with with nothing more than knives and bats.
One day an old man comes into your local hangout, barely hanging from death's door he tells you of an Eden to the East. The last remaining city in the world. Tragically, he expires leaving you and your mates to decide what to do. You check your provisions

>Orgasmo is armed with select one of the following (chainsword, custom melee weapon, master at brawling) and he drives an audacious (Musclecar/Truck)

>Five Fingers is armed with a (select from the following) Shotgun/Pistol

After figuring out what you're armed with and driving you head

>North to Barter Town to go and get provisions (or, steal them)

>Begin East (Right into to the waste lands controlled by the Lord Humongous)

>Head South (into the Norther territory of one of the dreaded superstates of the Citadel/Gas Town/Bullet Form tri-kingdom.

>Head North East into the desolate dunes where god knows what lingers.