Every time I look at these missile range maps it’s the same story: USA? Cooked. Europe? Cooked. Asia? Charred beyond recognition. Even Australia’s getting a taste. But look at South America, just vibing down there with llamas and ayahuasca like the world isn’t ending.

Bro, if the rest of us are getting flash-fried in a 3,000C baptism of nuclear fire, why should Buenos Aires get to keep sipping yerba mate in peace? Sao Paulo gets to throw carnival while the Northern Hemisphere glows in the dark like a rave for cockroaches? Nah senpai. If it’s the end, it better be the end for everyone.

There needs to be a contingency where if the world is getting destroyed, S. America gets wrecked as well. Idc if it’s us or Russia or China. Either drop the payload on EVERY continent or don’t press the button at all. No one gets to Noah’s Ark their way out of the apocalypse while the rest of the planet gets cratered.