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7/7/2025, 1:54:36 AM
>the crowd mumbles before the presentation starts
>the lights dim and Mike Z walks on stage
>Mike walks to the podium and prepares to speak to the audience
>"WELCOME TO HOW TO MAKE FIGHTING GAMES 101, YOU TRICK ASS GOYS!"
>Mike decimates the "newb niggas" with his in depth knowledge on how to create a successful fighting game
>After the show, the young turner, 40%FlashKick approaches Mr. Zaimont, legs quivering in fear and all
>"U-uh... *gulps* Mike.. H-Hi.. My name is Andrew, I go by 40FlashKick..."
>"WHAT'S UP YOUNG BLUD!? WHATCHU WANT CUZ!?"
>"Hey, uhh y-you don't know me, but you bad mouth my partner's game an-"
>"WHAT GAME WOULD THAT BE LIL BITCH!?"
>"Uh uh... *lowers voice* beasts fury"
>"SPEAK UP YOUNG TURNER, I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!"
>The young turner realizes it's do or die mode now.
>Knowing Mike's jewish background, he could apply a curse no living being could ever get rid of easily
>"Be-Beast's Fury..."
>Mike let's out a hearty gansta thug filled laugh
>"LULMEOWBEANS THAT WAS YOUR GAME LIL TURNER!?!"
>"YEAH, I REMEMBER BRUTALLY RAPING THAT GAME'S ASS ONLINE AND MADE IT MY BITCH!"
>"TELL YOUR FRIEND IF I EVER SEE HIS FURRY FAGGOT ASS AGAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY USE MY FORESKIN REMOVAL BLADE AND CUT OFF HIS WORTHLESS FINGERS THAT SHOULD NEVER TOUCH A KEYBOARD EVER AGAIN!!!"
>"AND GIVE THAT ANIMAL RAPIST THIS!"
>Mike opens up his duffle bag from behind him and violently tosses an item it into the young turner's face
>"Wha-what's this?"
>"A NOOSE LIL TURNER, TELL THE HECKIN FAGGERINO TO DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!"
>The young turner bolts out the venue crying with the noose at hand
>The crowd cheers Mike and 100 strippers come out popping champaign for destroying the dreams of a young game dev turner knowing the legacy of Skullgirls will never be contested in the plane of indie fighting games and forever stand the test of time
>the lights dim and Mike Z walks on stage
>Mike walks to the podium and prepares to speak to the audience
>"WELCOME TO HOW TO MAKE FIGHTING GAMES 101, YOU TRICK ASS GOYS!"
>Mike decimates the "newb niggas" with his in depth knowledge on how to create a successful fighting game
>After the show, the young turner, 40%FlashKick approaches Mr. Zaimont, legs quivering in fear and all
>"U-uh... *gulps* Mike.. H-Hi.. My name is Andrew, I go by 40FlashKick..."
>"WHAT'S UP YOUNG BLUD!? WHATCHU WANT CUZ!?"
>"Hey, uhh y-you don't know me, but you bad mouth my partner's game an-"
>"WHAT GAME WOULD THAT BE LIL BITCH!?"
>"Uh uh... *lowers voice* beasts fury"
>"SPEAK UP YOUNG TURNER, I GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO!"
>The young turner realizes it's do or die mode now.
>Knowing Mike's jewish background, he could apply a curse no living being could ever get rid of easily
>"Be-Beast's Fury..."
>Mike let's out a hearty gansta thug filled laugh
>"LULMEOWBEANS THAT WAS YOUR GAME LIL TURNER!?!"
>"YEAH, I REMEMBER BRUTALLY RAPING THAT GAME'S ASS ONLINE AND MADE IT MY BITCH!"
>"TELL YOUR FRIEND IF I EVER SEE HIS FURRY FAGGOT ASS AGAIN, I WILL PERSONALLY USE MY FORESKIN REMOVAL BLADE AND CUT OFF HIS WORTHLESS FINGERS THAT SHOULD NEVER TOUCH A KEYBOARD EVER AGAIN!!!"
>"AND GIVE THAT ANIMAL RAPIST THIS!"
>Mike opens up his duffle bag from behind him and violently tosses an item it into the young turner's face
>"Wha-what's this?"
>"A NOOSE LIL TURNER, TELL THE HECKIN FAGGERINO TO DO IT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE!"
>The young turner bolts out the venue crying with the noose at hand
>The crowd cheers Mike and 100 strippers come out popping champaign for destroying the dreams of a young game dev turner knowing the legacy of Skullgirls will never be contested in the plane of indie fighting games and forever stand the test of time
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