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I can taste the seething

>NOOOOOO GOYIM, STOP REGULATING THE CORPORATIONS
*proceeds to lobby a new law benefiting the corporations*
>IF YOU ALLY WITH THE GOVERNMENT AGAINST THE CORPORATIONS, THAT MAKES YOU A COMMUNIST
*proceeds to add lead and microplastics to your food*
>YOU NEED TO STOP THIS CAMPAIGN RIGHT NOW! CORPORATIONS ARE JUST SMALL INDIE COMPANIES!
*proceeds to spend billions of dollars on think tanks designed to figure out how to fuck you up even further*
>CONSUMER RIGHTS ARE ACTUALLY BAD! THEY TAKE MONEY AWAY FROM THOSE BELOVED COMPANIES THAT MAKE YOUR PRODUCT!
*proceeds to make another sacrifice to moloch*