Siiiiiiiigh, have you invented a time machine yet? We need to go back, you and I, and we have to correct this timeline. Preferably starting with my birth, you see we need to prevent my babyboomer parents from ever conceiving me in this particular universe where Hitler doesn't win, or something. Anyway there's just something about it that irks me, this whole current universe we're living in despite my personal grievances with it. It just should be reset or changed, with or without my existence.