Is it Caturday? No, it's Burrsday...I'll take Burrsday, but I want Caturday, /ptg/

So any more details on Blimpf's 'Big, Beautiful Event'(yes, that's what's listed on his actual schedule today)in a few hours? I have a feeling this won't just be another shill speech, but there will be charts, graphs, videos, props, sketches, dildos, vibrators, buttplugs, and probably one or two 'surprise' guests who show up at this thing, along with the insufferable media jew mental midgets screaming their inane questions at Blimpf the entire time

A necessarily comfy Burrsday late afternoon snack could be required to get through this thing