>when we win, I MVP
>when I don't MVP, we lose
This isn't even bragging because I fucking hate this game and I play at 200 ping. It's just infuriating that I can never rely on anyone to do anything at all
Either I'm hard carrying every match or we lose the fucking SECOND I try to have fun in a random 1v1 off the objective

Why the fuck can't I be the sperg going around skillchecking retards despite a 150 ping gap. Why do I have to be the one keeping 5 people off the extract or key while my Stegos are in Narnia shooting a Falcon for 40 seconds and never getting to an objective first