Take an air sample driving down a populated highway and see how much lead and other trash you're being exposed to as you enjoy all that 'natural' air.

Windows down is a luxury for back road farmlands, but you don't care about protecting the sensitive lungs of your children because you're the type of badass who happily slurps up half assed idiotic idioms like "better to burn out than to fade away", yeah?

We'll see how high you rank on the Chad-Points™ when you're in your 40s but look like you're in your 70s, and I am sure your kids will think it is super cool wiping the hospice shit out of your ass a couple decades early, and your grandkids will love to be robbed of any experiences with their grandparents.

Wait, you do have kids, right?

Keep it up champ, I am sure you're genetically superior enough to be one of these centenarians the alcohol and tobacco industries love to buy news article for, the retarded mind controlled 100+ year olds who always spout some silly shit about the secret to long life being a cig and beer a day.

Ok, good talk.