Heh... heh-heh... HAH... HAHAHA... HAHAHAHAHA—OH MY GOD—A PLANE WAVE?! HAHAHAHAHA!
“Nobody will be hurt,” he says, while jets scream over the Gulf and diplomacy combusts in real-time like a used napkin in a toaster!

And then—AND THEN!—
Forty minutes later: "DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS!"
Sir, your caps lock has declared war before your air force has!

HAHAHAHA—oh no—wait—
gasps for air
Wheezing like a fax machine in 1997—I can't—this is art