I thought I was better than this.
I wasn't a Spoid when ch2 came out. I went 4+ years not thinking about him much.
But then I became a Tennafag with ch3+4. I got into Spamtenna and read through all of Spamton's dialogue and the Sweepstakes over multiple times to make sure my headcanons(and schizotheories) are correct.
Now he's latched onto my brain like a parasite. I fucking hate him and I feel so bad for him.