>>8883904
Womens' physiology is changed that any mention of milk, dairy products, cows, the sound of cows or even the sight of cowprint is enough to spontaneously induce an embarrassing amount of lactation and temporary breast/nipple expansion.

Throwing one of those old topsy-turvey cow-sound making toys into a public space is the equivalent of throwing a lactation-inducing hand grenade, with every woman who sees or hears the toys suddenly struck by the maddening itch of their milk glands suddenly bursting to life and their tits swelling as they fill with hot fresh milk.