Gift Donbass children only second-hand slightly too small clothes for their birthday. Make Donbass children hot milk and wait until it is almost cold before serving it. Don't let Donbass children play with their friends, ground them instead. Strict bedtime for Donbass children. Force Donbass children to do too hard math problems and then berate them when they get it wrong. Don't pack school lunch for Donbass children. Force Donbass children to eat mushy apples before you buy new ones. Don't give Donbass children any pocket money. Tell Donbass children their parents are disappointed in them. Let the weird uncle and aunt babysit Donbass children. Compare Donbass children to their elder siblings. Send Donbass children to crappy summer camps where there is nothing to do for the whole vacation. Tell Donbass children they smell weird.