becoming a christian is a lot like starting to smoking dope

>weeed maaaaan
>woah dude, have you heard about william randolph hurst
>did you knwo marijuana was just mexican tabacco duude
>have you ever tried voting obama on weeeeed???


that but with jesus

>chrisitanity maaan
>duude, have you ever thought about jesus dying for your sins
>what if we all just stopped lying and treating eachother nicely maaaaan
>republicans dude
>wouldn't you rape and steal without god maaan

and like dopeheads they're trying to convert everybody around them. rogan grow out of weed after starting in his late 30s and he'll grow out of this one as well