If the U.S. directly intervenes I will donate $100 to Spicolas.
This is a hollow gesture because I know nothing ever happens and my money is safe.

The U.S. is the only country on earth with bunker busters that can penetrate mountains to destroy underground facilities. There's a reason why bombers with this capability have been staged at Diego Garcia.
Nick the Spic made this clear.

Apologize.

When you get drafted to the war with Iran, you will remember this face, and you will regret voting for Donald Trump.