>>57912167
...listen, okay? I will only say this one
>CREAM-PIE POKEMON!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know how much of a slut she is?
You think her pies would taste milky but there's always a hint of salt to them. and piss.
Any normal person should learn to avoid Alcreamie's creampie. It is absolutely contaminated.
Eating her creampie makes you gay.
Female Pokemon taking heals from her will suddenly find themselves laying eggs after walking 128 steps.
The Unite License committee has been disposing eggs ever since the ''mysterious outbreaks'' coinciding her release.
Oh, and if it isn't bad enough already. The spawn always comes out shiny.