>Dissatisfied withe Blender's premade hair clumping node.
>Attempt to make my own.
>One method almost works, except I run into gimbal lock, creating ugly twists in the child curves.
>Another method was almost perfect and simple
>Realize one of the key nodes used, doesn't have a group ID, so it can't differentiate between parent curves.
Fuck me, man. There's always something that prevents me from getting things right. Always something.