>>127102985
The idea that his mystery stomach problems were simply due to him drinking gallons of cum is endlessly funny to me.
Like he goes to the doctor and they immediately just tell him
>Mr. Cobain, we found 3 and a half gallons of semen from multiple sources in your stomach - some of which weren't even human. Just stop drinking gallons of cum and your stomach pain will go away.
and he goes home and tells the band
>Gee, I dunno, gang. They have no idea what's causing it. Guess I need to keep doing heroin.