>>280648303
I am the LUCKCHAD here.
You may only get a the [small luck] skill and weep with the kicked out of the party scrubs.
>nearly get splattered into blood and meat in a parking lot by some fucker going 80mph, only survived because I just froze in place for some reason like divine intervention
>split my head open by crashing into a wall and woke up in the hospital days later, still have the scar
>nearly broke my neck as the bus stopped when I went down the higher steps at the back of the bus
>went to the beach but taken out by a sudden ocean current and nearly drowned if it didn't just stop right then
>regularly win in the casino and cash out hundreds
>won a PSP from one of those coca cola cap campaigns
>won 4k in a lottery, twice
>am handsome