I don't get it, why are right wing thinkers always handsome and well built (Jünger, Tolkien, Mishima, etc.) but left wing thinking always look ugly and goblinoid (pic related)?

>" 'Beauty is Truth, Truth Beauty.' – that is all ye know on earth, and all ye need to know".
If this is true, what is the implication for leftists all being ugly and rightoids handsome?

Why does the left have better philosophers than the right?