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If you put two and two together, it's obvious that Mr. Hanky is a proxy for Jesus Christ and a reference to the secret (but real enough to have a wikipedia entry)! Jewish anti-holiday of nittelnacht. Nittelnacht is literally anti-christmas eve, and the time when they believe that the spirit of Jesus Christ (who they believe is being boiled in vats of human shit in hell), returns to slither through the toilets and latrines of the world scaring Jewish children. Nittelnacht is the one night of the year Jews are forbidden from studying Torah, because they believe doing so provides comfort to Jesus Christ in hell, so instead they're encouraged to spend the night drinking partying and gambling instead. Yes, that's the real reason dreidels and chocolate gold coins are associated with Hanukkah that the Jews won't tell you about.

Isn't that cute?
The South Park Jews managed to get millions of Christians around the country to celebrate a mockery of Christ on Christmas right under their stupid goy noses! They even make Mr. Hanky Christmas ornaments so they get them to pay for the privilege of doing it too!