Thanks for the advice anons. I'll look into Baja, it's just Penasco is a lot more convenient to get to from AZ. The actual beach proper in Penasco looks pretty soulless and crowded (as a lot of my friends and coworkers have told me), most people here in AZ just seem to like it because we're landlocked and it's our closest beach for weekend trips and stuff. I'll probably stay in the quieter La Choya a few miles north and drive down to Penasco to drink. People tell me I look angry all the time and I think I'm pretty good at walking with purpose/minding my own business so hopefully people don't bother me too much