One time I bought that butter when I was staying at an AritBnB in the Bronx, took a little of it and had to leave ASAP. I told the guy next door he could have it if he wanted it and he was like "nah, I am good". Right before I was about to leave he knocks on my door and is like "uh, can I have that butter?" I was like "yeah, faggot, it's still in the fridge. I wasn't going to take it with me to the airport". Thanks for reading.

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