Everything right goes left, and everything left goes right every 15 years, since most of you haven't been awake that long, this will be your first experience, those of us who are older than age 50 and had the benefit of a father who's also seen the same in his time, this is the 7th tack change that I'm aware of.

To you it's going to be the most confusing thing ever, but for us, it's just another day.

Everything left goes right, everything right goes left, and if you remind people of 7, 20, 30, and 45 years ago when it was back, forth, then back and forth again, they just change the subject, since the people sewing on the buttons of left and right to topics, are none other than the polyergusformica blue remphanic 666 hydra itself, or a clueless dimwit who hasn't been woke for more than 15 years to bear direct witness to these tack changes.