I was out hunting with the boys, but I had to go back to the truck early as I wasn't feeling well. I sat in the truck and listening to the radio, and soon enough nature was calling. So I grab my rifle (doesn't it seem like the perfect trophy buck only shows up when you're busy with something). As I was relieving myself, I hear a noise. I look back towards the truck and there's some jiggaboo trying to steal the radio. So I did what any American redneck would do and shot the nigger. Just then the game warden showed up and proceed to arrest me. I protested, "But coons are in season!". The game warden replied "Yes, but it's illegal to bait them."